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Episode 172

THE WE-GOT-THE BAND-BACK-TOGETHER EPISODE!!! Chris is back in Nashville and talks about living in Glendale, Calif. where Adidas mandals and blue tooths dominate. He also warns of dopey comics who think getting high on the GREEN STEAM is some kind … Continue reading

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Episode 170

You got to find out what happens after we’ve had a week off fools! Charlie Manson, The Bee Gees and a long list of sex positions walk into a bar. Also some ruffians show up with a jar of human … Continue reading

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Episode 149

THE WHITE-DUDES-WHO-PLAY-R&B EPISODE! Robert Palmer was a wine connoisseur who owned a hot air balloon named “Simply Irresistible.” He also considered olives to be a fruit. My mama drank hot sauce and kept a pet gator on a chain. Tony … Continue reading

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Episode 148

IT’S THE HALLOWEEN SHOW. BOO! Michael Myers sounds like a girl when he’s having an orgasm. Mikela Myers – she kills in a tiara using a tennis racket. Figuring out how to make shaving cream shoot a long way. Don’t … Continue reading

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Episode 147

THE-WHAT-TO-DO-IN-FRONT-OF-MONUMENTS-EPISODE! Everyone used to have a vinyl press. Nuns with Super 8 cameras. Chris is breaking into the world of Black comedy. Read all about it in the Nashville Unscene. “BLACK MOON,” the latest black astronaut movie from Hollywood – … Continue reading

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Episode 146

THE OUR-PODCAST-IS-INFLUENTIAL EPISODE! People are just now discovering pork. Sending men with waxed mustaches to their death. I want to hear “SHE SMOKES WITH HER FEET” on player piano. Watching Anthrax play live was like watching the Vancouver Canucks play … Continue reading

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Episode 145

THE UNDER-BOOB EPISODE! The new porno culture at Kroger. Creating a duck blind for asses in the cereal aisle. Stealing beer from a grocery store. Wrestling instead of sex. Jonathan Richman Sex Talk. The Poppy Family’s “Which Way You Going … Continue reading

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Episode 144

THE MECO (MEE-CO) EPISODE! Creating a time warp with disco music to get inside a 1978 club. (The days when Amaretto had just been released). Chris thinks country music fans don’t know how to use computers. Amy Winehouse production is … Continue reading

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Episode 143

THE REVERSE MORTGAGE EPISODE! Eric B. & Rakim’s “FOLLOW THE LEADER” is unstoppable. You’re a traitor if you don’t have a reverse mortgage on your home. Wilfred Brimley definitely has a reverse mortgage, so does Chuck Norris and Glenn Beck. … Continue reading

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Episode 142

THE WHITE-SUCKA EPISODE! Sucka, isn’t that what Black people call White people? Chris thanks everyone for the successful “THELEMA!” release show at The 5 Spot. “K” in a text from a man seems a little gay. Someone needs to not … Continue reading

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Episode 141

THE TONY JOE WHITE EPISODE! Channel Nonfiction, Greg’s documentary website, is kicking ass. Make sure your jeans are the right cut, and your slacks. The Black Keys ripped off Tony Joe White and Cozy Powell for sure. Listen to “I … Continue reading

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Episode 140

THE NICKI MINAJ IS-AN-ANNOYING-TWERKING-SQUARE EPISODE! Picasso started out as a face painter. G-strings are gonna be like Granny Panties in the future. Finding a huge vinyl stash at WRVU = beginning of the WRVU end. The Big Star documentary. Chris … Continue reading

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Episode 139

THE GLENNY KRAVITZ EPISODE! The Moose – a male grooming center in Nashville – uses bowling ball wax to service bald people. Fighting off Technology: Like putting a bow tie on an iPad. Rob Zombie is a FUCKING DICK! The … Continue reading

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Episode 138

FOURTH OF JULY EPISODE! Camel Crush-smoking women are not too good for Chris if there’s a deep emotional connection. Percy Priest Lake is like a bathtub, cooler on the shore than in the water. Chris got run over by a … Continue reading

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Episode 137

THE BURT REYNOLD’S EPISODE! Mickey Gilley is a hermaphrodite who likes cocaine and big belt buckles. Greg Louganis is the Michael Jackson of diving. Diving groupies make Rock ‘n’ Roll groupies look like nothing. Chris has a conversation with himself. … Continue reading

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Episode 136

The LUMINEER Episode! My bed has got lumineers not bed bugs. The Lumineers climbed over Dr. Dog? I know what they sound like because I’ve seen what they look like. Steve Martin’s Native American Chanting Bit. White girls spittin’ My … Continue reading

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Episode 135

The CMA Episode! Looks like the adult video awards are in Nashville. Pornography is mixed up in everything. Country music is more about physical attributes than music. Hired young studs singing how they don’t need health insurance. Somewhere there’s an … Continue reading

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Episode 134

THE LOVERBOY EPISODE! Chris celebrates Loverboy singer Mike Reno, who likes party weekends. Bungee jumping with blown adrenals. Checking your PO Box for the strap-on you ordered. The nut is called the dinner roll. Mostly because you put butter on … Continue reading

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Episode 133

Exploring Reggae and exploiting Jamaica. “We Bought a Zoo” is a horrible movie. Rich White People being friends with Black people. Can a girl whup off? Drugs, the real innovation of any social scene. My girlfriend is so good at … Continue reading

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Episode 132

Brad Pitt likes Nick Drake. Garage Rock existed because their old-time equipment sucked. The Black Keys played Bridgestone Arena and likely attracted a Dave Matthews crowd. The IKEA Cafe Set for the Blues – includes beard, guitar, booking contacts.

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Episode 131

Staying up late watching fatal race car crashes, and Glen Danzig getting knocked out on video. Sex and Death. Tom Cruise is an action hero named Jack Reacher. George Stephanopoulos is a dick and an obnoxious pug. “Boys Do Fall … Continue reading

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Episode 130

French Disco Music of Marc Cerrone. Women and Men are not two warring factions. Difference between ovaries and testicles. Gangs running after them with Uzis yelling Boo-yah! That’s all a dong is. The Love Boat. Spring in Tennessee – the … Continue reading

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Episode 129

Inside the Chris Crofton Building Biodome. Nando Jones the Mexican boomerang thrower. Making Fresh Pasta Topless. Trouble with the bee hives. Sustainability. I can sustain it all night long. Smoking in the Mosque. Muslims sure are high strung with their … Continue reading

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Episode 128

Never leave your petting zoo alone for two years. Is that The Soup Dragons? Turn it off. We need a Black Keys railroad in Nashville. I think Brooks & Dunn tried it. Hat makers are Milliners. No time but war … Continue reading

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