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The LUMINEER Episode! My bed has got lumineers not bed bugs. The Lumineers climbed over Dr. Dog? I know what they sound like because I’ve seen what they look like. Steve Martin’s Native American Chanting Bit. White girls spittin’ My … Continue reading
The Kickstarter Episode! Chris and the Alcohol Stuntband are working to raise $5,000 to release on vinyl “THELEMA!,” a brand new 10-track LP. Listen to “Country Living,” one of those new tracks. Also in this episode we’ve got more music … Continue reading
Breaker Breaker 1-9. It’s the TRUCKER EPISODE of The Chris Crofton Show! Lot Lizards. Tire Irons. Going to Vegas at the White House. Trucker Talk. Ginger Baker. A million dollars and nothing to do but buy an ostrich. On drugs … Continue reading
Don Henley gets a table saw and stalls (the) Eagles’ record for 10 months. DMX talks about (from jail) how beautiful Arizona was before he got arrested. Chris finds another great track from Tom T. Hall. The News brings word … Continue reading
THINK-HOP. Chris raps to dub-step beats from a parrot! Don’t miss it. PLUS ….Nashville is the new Seattle minus the money. The popular creeps are now making the records. DMX continues to be a guiding light of the show. Phone … Continue reading
DMX moves to Nashville to live next to Mr. Johnny Depp. The New York Times can’t get enough of our town. And Chris rails against American’s oblivity to what really matters, things like civil liberties and the ongoing war in … Continue reading
Happy Holidays! Chris says “Merry Whatever” and tells other yuletide tales.
The Halloween Episode, Geto Boys, Cramps, Deckguns, Rockabilly takeover, Forty Five Grab Bag, the News by Greg and more….
70′s bar pickups at the Pink Pussycat, facial hair, Public Enemy, Slick Rick, R. Kelly, Romney debates Romney, and East Nashville hipsters wouldn’t know a good breakfast on Dickerson Pike if it hit them in the v-neck.
“Highway Pirate” from Black Oak Arkansas, Sound Effects, Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow doin’ it, a vague overview of the Vice Presidential Debate, analysis of “Nashville”(a new TV show on ABC), Sebadoh’s new single, Bob Marley’s love of marijuana, The … Continue reading
The Crofton Crew analyzes the first Presidential Debate of 2012, there’s a Sound Effects session, and listen to Jonathan Richman, The Replacements, Screeching Weasel. Also get a report on the soldout show Chris hosted at Third Man Records as a … Continue reading
Episode 100 Canadian stuntman Ken Carter, coffee beans grinded on stage, a live studio audience, Guns N Roses documentary, Burt Reynolds sings and more - but the true highlight was Mom and Dad. They never neglect a microphone. Click and … Continue reading
Episode 101 John Wayne meets Lil Wayne. Barry Manilow sunbaths in the nude. And Olympians have always used some dope to get high. Check out Episode 101.