Tag Archives: Gregory Crofton

Episode 146

THE OUR-PODCAST-IS-INFLUENTIAL EPISODE! People are just now discovering pork. Sending men with waxed mustaches to their death. I want to hear “SHE SMOKES WITH HER FEET” on player piano. Watching Anthrax play live was like watching the Vancouver Canucks play … Continue reading

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Episode 145

THE UNDER-BOOB EPISODE! The new porno culture at Kroger. Creating a duck blind for asses in the cereal aisle. Stealing beer from a grocery store. Wrestling instead of sex. Jonathan Richman Sex Talk. The Poppy Family’s “Which Way You Going … Continue reading

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Episode 144

THE MECO (MEE-CO) EPISODE! Creating a time warp with disco music to get inside a 1978 club. (The days when Amaretto had just been released). Chris thinks country music fans don’t know how to use computers. Amy Winehouse production is … Continue reading

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Episode 143

THE REVERSE MORTGAGE EPISODE! Eric B. & Rakim’s “FOLLOW THE LEADER” is unstoppable. You’re a traitor if you don’t have a reverse mortgage on your home. Wilfred Brimley definitely has a reverse mortgage, so does Chuck Norris and Glenn Beck. … Continue reading

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Episode 142

THE WHITE-SUCKA EPISODE! Sucka, isn’t that what Black people call White people? Chris thanks everyone for the successful “THELEMA!” release show at The 5 Spot. “K” in a text from a man seems a little gay. Someone needs to not … Continue reading

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Episode 141

THE TONY JOE WHITE EPISODE! Channel Nonfiction, Greg’s documentary website, is kicking ass. Make sure your jeans are the right cut, and your slacks. The Black Keys ripped off Tony Joe White and Cozy Powell for sure. Listen to “I … Continue reading

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Episode 140

THE NICKI MINAJ IS-AN-ANNOYING-TWERKING-SQUARE EPISODE! Picasso started out as a face painter. G-strings are gonna be like Granny Panties in the future. Finding a huge vinyl stash at WRVU = beginning of the WRVU end. The Big Star documentary. Chris … Continue reading

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Episode 139

THE GLENNY KRAVITZ EPISODE! The Moose – a male grooming center in Nashville – uses bowling ball wax to service bald people. Fighting off Technology: Like putting a bow tie on an iPad. Rob Zombie is a FUCKING DICK! The … Continue reading

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Episode 138

FOURTH OF JULY EPISODE! Camel Crush-smoking women are not too good for Chris if there’s a deep emotional connection. Percy Priest Lake is like a bathtub, cooler on the shore than in the water. Chris got run over by a … Continue reading

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Episode 137

THE BURT REYNOLD’S EPISODE! Mickey Gilley is a hermaphrodite who likes cocaine and big belt buckles. Greg Louganis is the Michael Jackson of diving. Diving groupies make Rock ‘n’ Roll groupies look like nothing. Chris has a conversation with himself. … Continue reading

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Episode 135

The CMA Episode! Looks like the adult video awards are in Nashville. Pornography is mixed up in everything. Country music is more about physical attributes than music. Hired young studs singing how they don’t need health insurance. Somewhere there’s an … Continue reading

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Episode 132

Brad Pitt likes Nick Drake. Garage Rock existed because their old-time equipment sucked. The Black Keys played Bridgestone Arena and likely attracted a Dave Matthews crowd. The IKEA Cafe Set for the Blues – includes beard, guitar, booking contacts.

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Episode 131

Staying up late watching fatal race car crashes, and Glen Danzig getting knocked out on video. Sex and Death. Tom Cruise is an action hero named Jack Reacher. George Stephanopoulos is a dick and an obnoxious pug. “Boys Do Fall … Continue reading

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Episode 128

Never leave your petting zoo alone for two years. Is that The Soup Dragons? Turn it off. We need a Black Keys railroad in Nashville. I think Brooks & Dunn tried it. Hat makers are Milliners. No time but war … Continue reading

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Episode 126

Chris starts off in a bad mood, but coffee helps. And then a Jack LaLanne discussion picks things up. A meme acts a carrying unit for cultural ideas. Stop eatin those cinnamon sticks Jack! Music from the Bee Gees. The … Continue reading

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Episode 125

The Kickstarter Episode! Chris and the Alcohol Stuntband are working to raise $5,000 to release on vinyl “THELEMA!,” a brand new 10-track LP. Listen to “Country Living,” one of those new tracks. Also in this episode we’ve got more music … Continue reading

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Episode 124

Another edition of “AS NASHVILLE TURNS…” Sweetie Pies, the hottest coffee drink in East Nashville. The Gingerbread Village Directory. Having a huge fantasy mustache when your 24. Storing toilets in the weeds so can shit around town. Kale Shoes. Drew’s … Continue reading

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Episode 123

Setting your Quadraphonic Sound System correctly. Calibrating your clock radio. Getting woken up with an accordion-arm boxing glove and/or a chicken. Being so depressed you can’t get up. The Blade Runner Blasts His Girlfriend Through the Door. “I Win the … Continue reading

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Episode 121

Breaker Breaker 1-9. It’s the TRUCKER EPISODE of The Chris Crofton Show! Lot Lizards. Tire Irons. Going to Vegas at the White House. Trucker Talk. Ginger Baker. A million dollars and nothing to do but buy an ostrich. On drugs … Continue reading

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Episode 117

DMX moves to Nashville to live next to Mr. Johnny Depp. The New York Times can’t get enough of our town. And Chris rails against American’s oblivity to what really matters, things like civil liberties and the ongoing war in … Continue reading

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Episode 111

The Halloween Episode, Geto Boys, Cramps, Deckguns, Rockabilly takeover, Forty Five Grab Bag, the News by Greg and more….

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Episode 110

1920s Bar Pick up, Injure your johnson at the Parthenon, 45 Grab Bags, Blind man gets tased on the way to a UK pub, Mitt Romney is a great ribbon cutter, vintage Halloween movie trailers and music from David Gates, … Continue reading

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Episode 109

70′s bar pickups at the Pink Pussycat, facial hair, Public Enemy, Slick Rick, R. Kelly, Romney debates Romney, and East Nashville hipsters wouldn’t know a good breakfast on Dickerson Pike if it hit them in the v-neck.

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Episode 104

Episode 104 fools! Live from somewhere – sometime. Wreckx-N-Effect kicks this one off. But really this episode is about Ken Carter, aka “The Mad Canadian,” a stuntman who outdid even Evel Knievel. Carter was a man who died doing what … Continue reading

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