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French Disco Music of Marc Cerrone. Women and Men are not two warring factions. Difference between ovaries and testicles. Gangs running after them with Uzis yelling Boo-yah! That’s all a dong is. The Love Boat. Spring in Tennessee – the … Continue reading
Inside the Chris Crofton Building Biodome. Nando Jones the Mexican boomerang thrower. Making Fresh Pasta Topless. Trouble with the bee hives. Sustainability. I can sustain it all night long. Smoking in the Mosque. Muslims sure are high strung with their … Continue reading
Never leave your petting zoo alone for two years. Is that The Soup Dragons? Turn it off. We need a Black Keys railroad in Nashville. I think Brooks & Dunn tried it. Hat makers are Milliners. No time but war … Continue reading
THE SAINT PATRICK’S DAY EPISODE. Leprechaun 6? I still like to keep in my mind that Leprechauns are nice. I don’t want to see “Gandhi Part 3″ either. East Nashville Motherfuckers look like Leprechauns. The Potato Famine. The Nick Cave … Continue reading
Chris starts off in a bad mood, but coffee helps. And then a Jack LaLanne discussion picks things up. A meme acts a carrying unit for cultural ideas. Stop eatin those cinnamon sticks Jack! Music from the Bee Gees. The … Continue reading
Another edition of “AS NASHVILLE TURNS…” Sweetie Pies, the hottest coffee drink in East Nashville. The Gingerbread Village Directory. Having a huge fantasy mustache when your 24. Storing toilets in the weeds so can shit around town. Kale Shoes. Drew’s … Continue reading
Setting your Quadraphonic Sound System correctly. Calibrating your clock radio. Getting woken up with an accordion-arm boxing glove and/or a chicken. Being so depressed you can’t get up. The Blade Runner Blasts His Girlfriend Through the Door. “I Win the … Continue reading
What Makes Nashville the “It” City? Chris Explores. And the introduction of a new CCS series “AS NASHVILLE TURNS…” Plus Hot Yoga and Trucker Talk. Passion Pit: Hold up your cell phones and wet your pants. Soy Boys. No truckers … Continue reading
Breaker Breaker 1-9. It’s the TRUCKER EPISODE of The Chris Crofton Show! Lot Lizards. Tire Irons. Going to Vegas at the White House. Trucker Talk. Ginger Baker. A million dollars and nothing to do but buy an ostrich. On drugs … Continue reading
Don Henley gets a table saw and stalls (the) Eagles’ record for 10 months. DMX talks about (from jail) how beautiful Arizona was before he got arrested. Chris finds another great track from Tom T. Hall. The News brings word … Continue reading
THINK-HOP. Chris raps to dub-step beats from a parrot! Don’t miss it. PLUS ….Nashville is the new Seattle minus the money. The popular creeps are now making the records. DMX continues to be a guiding light of the show. Phone … Continue reading
DMX moves to Nashville to live next to Mr. Johnny Depp. The New York Times can’t get enough of our town. And Chris rails against American’s oblivity to what really matters, things like civil liberties and the ongoing war in … Continue reading
Happy Holidays! Chris says “Merry Whatever” and tells other yuletide tales.
Climb 172 feet and hang with high divers before they take the plunge into a frigid whale tank. Chris analyzes the high diving competition broadcast on ABC’s Wide World of Sports in 1983. Cargo Cults and John Frum, and music … Continue reading
Greg’s back from the Dominican. He tells his SCUBA story, where his leg started burning 40 feet deep. We talk bigfoot hunting TV shows, Nick goes to Gatlinburg to get a corncob pipe. We play Tom T. Hall’s great “I … Continue reading
Episode 113 — Greg is scuba diving in the Dominican Republic. Joe is on location in North Korea trying to interview some Crofton Show fans. Danielle OD’d on Tylenol PM, Marcus Mumford plays some songs in studio, Peanuts Thanksgiving, and … Continue reading
Terry Melcher lets Charlie Manson in the door to play some demos, Bee Gees, Black Sabbath Live 1970 from Paris, Harper Valley PTA, Karl Rove ‘calls’ the election, Obama wins a second term = Chris is happy, The News by … Continue reading
The Halloween Episode, Geto Boys, Cramps, Deckguns, Rockabilly takeover, Forty Five Grab Bag, the News by Greg and more….
1920s Bar Pick up, Injure your johnson at the Parthenon, 45 Grab Bags, Blind man gets tased on the way to a UK pub, Mitt Romney is a great ribbon cutter, vintage Halloween movie trailers and music from David Gates, … Continue reading
70′s bar pickups at the Pink Pussycat, facial hair, Public Enemy, Slick Rick, R. Kelly, Romney debates Romney, and East Nashville hipsters wouldn’t know a good breakfast on Dickerson Pike if it hit them in the v-neck.
Episode 104 fools! Live from somewhere – sometime. Wreckx-N-Effect kicks this one off. But really this episode is about Ken Carter, aka “The Mad Canadian,” a stuntman who outdid even Evel Knievel. Carter was a man who died doing what … Continue reading
Episode 101 John Wayne meets Lil Wayne. Barry Manilow sunbaths in the nude. And Olympians have always used some dope to get high. Check out Episode 101.
Episode 99 Fools! Hear Burt Reynolds sing, listen to Modest Mouse and stick around for the NEWS.