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The Continental Podcasters ride again!!! Chris Crofton talks politics while Josh mopes!!!! NEW SEGMENT: We promote stuff that HASN’T happened! Natural Podcasting™ – from California.
THE CONTINENTAL PODCAST WITH CHRIS AND JOSH!!!! Episode 7!!! The latest collection of tangents from your favorite pompous bachelors. Natural Podcasting™ – from California.
The Continental Podcast with Chris and Josh – EPISODE 6!!!! Chris was a grown man doing drugs while Josh was a kid watching that show with Urkel on it. Josh Fadem calls archeologists “bozos kicking around dust.” Eric Clapton wears … Continue reading
Case of The Missing Desk Bell. Chris, Rick and Preston are joined by Megan Rice at the sprawling Crofton Compound in the hills of Hollywood. What’s new in New Canaan? Well, find out. Christa and Marty also drop by to … Continue reading
You got to find out what happens after we’ve had a week off fools! Charlie Manson, The Bee Gees and a long list of sex positions walk into a bar. Also some ruffians show up with a jar of human … Continue reading
RIP ROWDY RODDY PIPER! This episode was recorded on August 1st, just two days after the passing of one of wrestling’s all time greats, Roddy Piper. Chris and Rick are joined by Preston Blaine. They go over some classic Roddy … Continue reading
Have you heard the one about the Craigslist prostitute that blew a serial killer’s head off with his own gun? No!? Well you gotta find out, FOOLS! This episode has that story and so much more. Chris gives some more … Continue reading
JOHNNY PAYCHECK FOOLS! Today Chris and Rick get into it over some good ol’ Johnny Paycheck. Things are bustling here at the Crofton Lot in Hollywood California and there’s a lot to be said. Also another lost episode of Art … Continue reading
Desert fried dome of a bald man! This episode is a hot one recorded in a big metal trailer out in Joshua Tree. If you don’t know what Joshua Tree is it’s the place where the aliens picked up Gram … Continue reading
This week Chris and Rick talk Greece over Grease and delve into the intricacies of global banking, Tom Selleck’s water thievery, the great escape of El Chapo, Milk Shitting?, mysterious beach explosions in Rhode Island and a hot new single … Continue reading
LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA! The Chris Crofton Show Episode 164 now with 100% more Rick Wood! Broadcasting from a sprawling lot in sunny L.A. Turquoise, 4th of July, The Illuminati and more subjects are tackled in the conversation pit.
Forced indoors by relentless sunshine, Chris bought a vintage La Fiesta mixing board in Mexico. Now The Chris Crofton Show gets to use it … Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead in NYC apartment, the people on Twitter about it … Continue reading
THE-WHAT-TO-DO-IN-FRONT-OF-MONUMENTS-EPISODE! Everyone used to have a vinyl press. Nuns with Super 8 cameras. Chris is breaking into the world of Black comedy. Read all about it in the Nashville Unscene. “BLACK MOON,” the latest black astronaut movie from Hollywood – … Continue reading
THE UNDER-BOOB EPISODE! The new porno culture at Kroger. Creating a duck blind for asses in the cereal aisle. Stealing beer from a grocery store. Wrestling instead of sex. Jonathan Richman Sex Talk. The Poppy Family’s “Which Way You Going … Continue reading
THE MECO (MEE-CO) EPISODE! Creating a time warp with disco music to get inside a 1978 club. (The days when Amaretto had just been released). Chris thinks country music fans don’t know how to use computers. Amy Winehouse production is … Continue reading
THE WHITE-SUCKA EPISODE! Sucka, isn’t that what Black people call White people? Chris thanks everyone for the successful “THELEMA!” release show at The 5 Spot. “K” in a text from a man seems a little gay. Someone needs to not … Continue reading
THE GLENNY KRAVITZ EPISODE! The Moose – a male grooming center in Nashville – uses bowling ball wax to service bald people. Fighting off Technology: Like putting a bow tie on an iPad. Rob Zombie is a FUCKING DICK! The … Continue reading
FOURTH OF JULY EPISODE! Camel Crush-smoking women are not too good for Chris if there’s a deep emotional connection. Percy Priest Lake is like a bathtub, cooler on the shore than in the water. Chris got run over by a … Continue reading
THE BURT REYNOLD’S EPISODE! Mickey Gilley is a hermaphrodite who likes cocaine and big belt buckles. Greg Louganis is the Michael Jackson of diving. Diving groupies make Rock ‘n’ Roll groupies look like nothing. Chris has a conversation with himself. … Continue reading
The CMA Episode! Looks like the adult video awards are in Nashville. Pornography is mixed up in everything. Country music is more about physical attributes than music. Hired young studs singing how they don’t need health insurance. Somewhere there’s an … Continue reading
THE LOVERBOY EPISODE! Chris celebrates Loverboy singer Mike Reno, who likes party weekends. Bungee jumping with blown adrenals. Checking your PO Box for the strap-on you ordered. The nut is called the dinner roll. Mostly because you put butter on … Continue reading
Exploring Reggae and exploiting Jamaica. “We Bought a Zoo” is a horrible movie. Rich White People being friends with Black people. Can a girl whup off? Drugs, the real innovation of any social scene. My girlfriend is so good at … Continue reading
Brad Pitt likes Nick Drake. Garage Rock existed because their old-time equipment sucked. The Black Keys played Bridgestone Arena and likely attracted a Dave Matthews crowd. The IKEA Cafe Set for the Blues – includes beard, guitar, booking contacts.