Tag Archives: Chris Crofton Comedy

Episode 174

THE-PEDAL-TAVERN EPISODE!!! Nashville is an alcohol-drenched congregation of pedaling fools!!! Rich people love to party because they’re high on cash. Joe Bain Colvert hangs out with lawyers and somebody always gets choked out. Chris recaps his Christmas time as an … Continue reading

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Episode 173

THE RAPTURE EPISODE – Chris talks about his mom’s necessary love of AIR SUPPLY, and reveals how they really hit their high notes. These days bagels are being called “bages,” mainly by bimbos who are looking for food at the … Continue reading

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Episode 163

THE CB-ON-YOUR-BELT EPISODE! Joe Bain Colvert rejoins the show for what may be the last one before Chris leaves for Los Angeles!! Holy Shit! Yakov is a standard name for a Russian, like John in the U.S. of A. Making … Continue reading

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Episode 162

Don Henley says the Eagles got back together so his kids can travel, Kim Kardashian’s ass is maintained by Swiss craftsmen and has wood in it, sometimes bees go after the honey gatherer no matter how much smoke there is, … Continue reading

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Episode 161

THE PUMAS-ON-FUCKING-CHAINS EPISODE! Chris dissects HEAVEN a metal-rock band out of Australia that clearly influenced Axl Rose. Greg questions the rise of Yuppies and how it relates to gentrification, and recounts his visit to the Nashville Zoo. A 45 Grab … Continue reading

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Episode 160

Like a cock out of pair of jeans, it’s THE LOU-GRAMMATICO EPISODE! Lou Gramm, once the frontman of Foreigner, plays a threatening cowbell and requires a stage box fan during business meetings. Mick Jones rejected Gramm’s first band name for … Continue reading

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Episode 159

THE JOHN-TRAVOLTA EPISODE! Travolta uses his “Welcome Back, Kotter” power to record the double album “Travolta Fever” in 1978. It reached #161 on the Billboard charts. When he’s not singing, he flies Mexican construction workers to Barbados on his jet. … Continue reading

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Episode 158

THE-DISCO-MONEY EPISODE! Tony Joe White goes for the disco money on his record “Eyes.” Muscato is a sweet wine, so is lambrusco, which is nice in a carafe. Back in the days when a salad bar with chilled plates would … Continue reading

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Episode 157

Twitter account @thecroftonshow is where it’s at! U.S. Rep. (R-Wis.) Paul Ryan does not know what the fuck he’s talking about. He would make a better football coach. The fallout from Reagan’s America is today in America. Crazy people (many … Continue reading

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Episode 156

Find out about Putin’s stylish invasion of Crimea with the help of Henry Kissinger and Lindsey Graham. And the heavy rhythm aspect of TITANIC, a 1970s band from Norway. Japan had HDTV in 1991, and got email in 1975. Cerrone … Continue reading

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Episode 155

The road to Cal Jam. Find out where Stevie Nicks liked cocaine to be blown. And how Bob Welch joined Fleetwood Mac, then quit the band to put out solo records like “French Kiss,” and “The Other One.” Progressive cocaine … Continue reading

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Episode 154

“Daughter” by Bread! One of David Gates’ man-splaining hits. Playing in Chuck Berry’s backing band is not usually fun, as seen in the documentary “Hail Hail Rock ‘n’ Roll.” “Baby the Rain Must Fall” by Glenn Yarbrough, arranged by David … Continue reading

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Episode 151

THE-BLACK-OAK-ARKANSAS-REVIVAL EPISODE! On Planet X1721 (aka Planet MeatSauce) there are no wires, fools. Wi-Fi is probably the healthiest thing we’ve got going on. John Sullivan, a folk artist from LA, walked off into the New Mexican desert with a vodka … Continue reading

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Episode 149

THE WHITE-DUDES-WHO-PLAY-R&B EPISODE! Robert Palmer was a wine connoisseur who owned a hot air balloon named “Simply Irresistible.” He also considered olives to be a fruit. My mama drank hot sauce and kept a pet gator on a chain. Tony … Continue reading

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Episode 148

IT’S THE HALLOWEEN SHOW. BOO! Michael Myers sounds like a girl when he’s having an orgasm. Mikela Myers – she kills in a tiara using a tennis racket. Figuring out how to make shaving cream shoot a long way. Don’t … Continue reading

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Episode 147

THE-WHAT-TO-DO-IN-FRONT-OF-MONUMENTS-EPISODE! Everyone used to have a vinyl press. Nuns with Super 8 cameras. Chris is breaking into the world of Black comedy. Read all about it in the Nashville Unscene. “BLACK MOON,” the latest black astronaut movie from Hollywood – … Continue reading

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Episode 141

THE TONY JOE WHITE EPISODE! Channel Nonfiction, Greg’s documentary website, is kicking ass. Make sure your jeans are the right cut, and your slacks. The Black Keys ripped off Tony Joe White and Cozy Powell for sure. Listen to “I … Continue reading

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Episode 140

THE NICKI MINAJ IS-AN-ANNOYING-TWERKING-SQUARE EPISODE! Picasso started out as a face painter. G-strings are gonna be like Granny Panties in the future. Finding a huge vinyl stash at WRVU = beginning of the WRVU end. The Big Star documentary. Chris … Continue reading

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Episode 137

THE BURT REYNOLD’S EPISODE! Mickey Gilley is a hermaphrodite who likes cocaine and big belt buckles. Greg Louganis is the Michael Jackson of diving. Diving groupies make Rock ‘n’ Roll groupies look like nothing. Chris has a conversation with himself. … Continue reading

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Episode 136

The LUMINEER Episode! My bed has got lumineers not bed bugs. The Lumineers climbed over Dr. Dog? I know what they sound like because I’ve seen what they look like. Steve Martin’s Native American Chanting Bit. White girls spittin’ My … Continue reading

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Episode 108

“Highway Pirate” from Black Oak Arkansas, Sound Effects, Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow doin’ it, a vague overview of the Vice Presidential Debate, analysis of “Nashville”(a new TV show on ABC), Sebadoh’s new single, Bob Marley’s love of marijuana, The … Continue reading

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Episode 35

The Cheatham County Fair

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