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Chris interviews the wonderful young comedian Jamie Loftus – from inside a Dunkin’ Donuts (really). Jamie talks about how important Dunkin’ Donuts is to her and a bunch of other hilarious stuff that I forget! Have fun!!
The latest “Pool Party” featuring guest Lizzy Cooperman! The Los Angeles comedian and writer stops by, and we end up talking about her influences – and whether or not you can trust men with long hair.
Chris sits down by the pool with the great Los Angeles rock ‘n’ roll band NOCONA!
Chris parties with comedian Alexa Loftus!!!!
Chris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 4 Poolside with sketch writer and documentary filmmaker Seth Pomeroy!!!!!
Chris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 3 Chris parties with comedian Ben Brandfon and they discuss Nightshift’s “Global Village.”
Chris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 2 Chris hosts actor/comedian Johnny Pemberton at his pool and they listen to some Swamp Dog.
Chris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 1 Comedian Billy Wayne Davis is featured on this inaugural pool party podcast!!!!
THE-PEDAL-TAVERN EPISODE!!! Nashville is an alcohol-drenched congregation of pedaling fools!!! Rich people love to party because they’re high on cash. Joe Bain Colvert hangs out with lawyers and somebody always gets choked out. Chris recaps his Christmas time as an … Continue reading
THE RAPTURE EPISODE – Chris talks about his mom’s necessary love of AIR SUPPLY, and reveals how they really hit their high notes. These days bagels are being called “bages,” mainly by bimbos who are looking for food at the … Continue reading
THE WE-GOT-THE BAND-BACK-TOGETHER EPISODE!!! Chris is back in Nashville and talks about living in Glendale, Calif. where Adidas mandals and blue tooths dominate. He also warns of dopey comics who think getting high on the GREEN STEAM is some kind … Continue reading
Case of The Missing Desk Bell. Chris, Rick and Preston are joined by Megan Rice at the sprawling Crofton Compound in the hills of Hollywood. What’s new in New Canaan? Well, find out. Christa and Marty also drop by to … Continue reading
You got to find out what happens after we’ve had a week off fools! Charlie Manson, The Bee Gees and a long list of sex positions walk into a bar. Also some ruffians show up with a jar of human … Continue reading
RIP ROWDY RODDY PIPER! This episode was recorded on August 1st, just two days after the passing of one of wrestling’s all time greats, Roddy Piper. Chris and Rick are joined by Preston Blaine. They go over some classic Roddy … Continue reading
Have you heard the one about the Craigslist prostitute that blew a serial killer’s head off with his own gun? No!? Well you gotta find out, FOOLS! This episode has that story and so much more. Chris gives some more … Continue reading
JOHNNY PAYCHECK FOOLS! Today Chris and Rick get into it over some good ol’ Johnny Paycheck. Things are bustling here at the Crofton Lot in Hollywood California and there’s a lot to be said. Also another lost episode of Art … Continue reading
Desert fried dome of a bald man! This episode is a hot one recorded in a big metal trailer out in Joshua Tree. If you don’t know what Joshua Tree is it’s the place where the aliens picked up Gram … Continue reading
This week Chris and Rick talk Greece over Grease and delve into the intricacies of global banking, Tom Selleck’s water thievery, the great escape of El Chapo, Milk Shitting?, mysterious beach explosions in Rhode Island and a hot new single … Continue reading
LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA! The Chris Crofton Show Episode 164 now with 100% more Rick Wood! Broadcasting from a sprawling lot in sunny L.A. Turquoise, 4th of July, The Illuminati and more subjects are tackled in the conversation pit.
THE CB-ON-YOUR-BELT EPISODE! Joe Bain Colvert rejoins the show for what may be the last one before Chris leaves for Los Angeles!! Holy Shit! Yakov is a standard name for a Russian, like John in the U.S. of A. Making … Continue reading
Don Henley says the Eagles got back together so his kids can travel, Kim Kardashian’s ass is maintained by Swiss craftsmen and has wood in it, sometimes bees go after the honey gatherer no matter how much smoke there is, … Continue reading
THE PUMAS-ON-FUCKING-CHAINS EPISODE! Chris dissects HEAVEN a metal-rock band out of Australia that clearly influenced Axl Rose. Greg questions the rise of Yuppies and how it relates to gentrification, and recounts his visit to the Nashville Zoo. A 45 Grab … Continue reading
Like a cock out of pair of jeans, it’s THE LOU-GRAMMATICO EPISODE! Lou Gramm, once the frontman of Foreigner, plays a threatening cowbell and requires a stage box fan during business meetings. Mick Jones rejected Gramm’s first band name for … Continue reading
THE JOHN-TRAVOLTA EPISODE! Travolta uses his “Welcome Back, Kotter” power to record the double album “Travolta Fever” in 1978. It reached #161 on the Billboard charts. When he’s not singing, he flies Mexican construction workers to Barbados on his jet. … Continue reading