Staying up late watching fatal race car crashes, and Glen Danzig getting knocked out on video. Sex and Death. Tom Cruise is an action hero named Jack Reacher. George Stephanopoulos is a dick and an obnoxious pug. “Boys Do Fall in Love” by Robin Gibb. “Baby Knows I Like to Be Excited.” Bee Gees were not from this planet, they were from Planet Zorph, the pop planet and came here on a Simon game wearing medallions. The Elites escaping Earth to live a privileged life in Space Moon colony and leave Stephen Hawking behind. Chris is a coffee shop whore now that he doesn’t drink. Plus DON’T MISS our analysis of “Longfellow Serenade” by Neil Diamond, and Chris’ attack on Eric Clapton’s guitar skills.
Comedy and Commentary from Chris Crofton and Friends