Chris sits down by the pool with the great Los Angeles rock ‘n’ roll band NOCONA!
Chris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 4
Poolside with sketch writer and documentary filmmaker Seth Pomeroy!!!!!
Chris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 3
Chris parties with comedian Ben Brandfon and they discuss Nightshift’s “Global Village.”
Chris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 2
Chris hosts actor/comedian Johnny Pemberton at his pool and they listen to some Swamp Dog.
Chris Crofton’s Pool Party – Episode 1
Comedian Billy Wayne Davis is featured on this inaugural pool party podcast!!!!
THE-PEDAL-TAVERN EPISODE!!! Nashville is an alcohol-drenched congregation of pedaling fools!!! Rich people love to party because they’re high on cash. Joe Bain Colvert hangs out with lawyers and somebody always gets choked out. Chris recaps his Christmas time as an emcee at Harrahs in Las Vegas. It was cold, he took a MegaBus to get there, and his upper deck seat mate talked nonstop. He watched Forensic Files for hours and went to the Health Club. Jody Arias is definitely a “10″ for a murderer. David Bowie slinked around New York City as a florescent light bulb. Plus Bob Welch on cocaine endlessly watching Soloflex commercials. And THE NEWS with Greg and much, much more.
THE RAPTURE EPISODE – Chris talks about his mom’s necessary love of AIR SUPPLY, and reveals how they really hit their high notes. These days bagels are being called “bages,” mainly by bimbos who are looking for food at the post office. A trigger warning is making someone feel unsafe emotionally. Chocolate-covered espresso beans are kept locked in a safe because that’s the seed of the next revolution. “Look Up” a great track from Chris Bell, formerly of Big Star. SEAN PENN does EL CHAPO and so does Chris. Plus the The News with Greg and much, much more.
THE WE-GOT-THE BAND-BACK-TOGETHER EPISODE!!! Chris is back in Nashville and talks about living in Glendale, Calif. where Adidas mandals and blue tooths dominate. He also warns of dopey comics who think getting high on the GREEN STEAM is some kind of accomplishment. Later he analyzes what makes Charlie Sheen and Bob Welch suck on cocaine rocks until FBI agents show up. Plus revelatory MOMENTS WITH STEVE JOBS and THE NEWS with Greg!!!
Case of The Missing Desk Bell. Chris, Rick and Preston are joined by Megan Rice at the sprawling Crofton Compound in the hills of Hollywood. What’s new in New Canaan? Well, find out. Christa and Marty also drop by to share more of their sexual misadventures.
You got to find out what happens after we’ve had a week off fools! Charlie Manson, The Bee Gees and a long list of sex positions walk into a bar. Also some ruffians show up with a jar of human poo!
RIP ROWDY RODDY PIPER! This episode was recorded on August 1st, just two days after the passing of one of wrestling’s all time greats, Roddy Piper. Chris and Rick are joined by Preston Blaine. They go over some classic Roddy clips and Chris explains the plots to Die Hard and Top Gun.
Have you heard the one about the Craigslist prostitute that blew a serial killer’s head off with his own gun? No!? Well you gotta find out, FOOLS! This episode has that story and so much more. Chris gives some more of his hilariously accurate movie synopses while Rick researches YouTube comments for their racist content.
JOHNNY PAYCHECK FOOLS! Today Chris and Rick get into it over some good ol’ Johnny Paycheck. Things are bustling here at the Crofton Lot in Hollywood California and there’s a lot to be said. Also another lost episode of Art Bell Coast to Coast is dredged up from the vault.
Desert fried dome of a bald man! This episode is a hot one recorded in a big metal trailer out in Joshua Tree. If you don’t know what Joshua Tree is it’s the place where the aliens picked up Gram Parsons, not just a U2 album. On this episode Preston Blaine of stand-up comedy joins us and we talk about Chris’ days at a busy NYC Starbucks, his poor recollection of movies and uncanny ability to describe actors! Also some paranormal heebie-jeebies!
This week Chris and Rick talk Greece over Grease and delve into the intricacies of global banking, Tom Selleck’s water thievery, the great escape of El Chapo, Milk Shitting?, mysterious beach explosions in Rhode Island and a hot new single from our friends Run The Jewels. Plus the Advice King spills the beans about Stand-Up Comedy.
LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA! The Chris Crofton Show Episode 164 now with 100% more Rick Wood! Broadcasting from a sprawling lot in sunny L.A. Turquoise, 4th of July, The Illuminati and more subjects are tackled in the conversation pit.
THE CB-ON-YOUR-BELT EPISODE! Joe Bain Colvert rejoins the show for what may be the last one before Chris leaves for Los Angeles!! Holy Shit! Yakov is a standard name for a Russian, like John in the U.S. of A. Making omelettes the size of your kitchen. Feeling your tweetbone on coffee. Find out how Charlie Rich destroyed his career with a cigarette lighter. Plus THE NEWS and much, much more…..
Don Henley says the Eagles got back together so his kids can travel, Kim Kardashian’s ass is maintained by Swiss craftsmen and has wood in it, sometimes bees go after the honey gatherer no matter how much smoke there is, Art Garfunkel talks about his “chops” and his “sounds.” With special guest David Crofton! EPISODE 162, FOOLS!!!!! It’s really good.
THE PUMAS-ON-FUCKING-CHAINS EPISODE! Chris dissects HEAVEN a metal-rock band out of Australia that clearly influenced Axl Rose. Greg questions the rise of Yuppies and how it relates to gentrification, and recounts his visit to the Nashville Zoo. A 45 Grab Bag lands on Crowded House’s “You Better Be Home Soon.” Plus THE NEWS and much, much more.
Like a cock out of pair of jeans, it’s THE LOU-GRAMMATICO EPISODE! Lou Gramm, once the frontman of Foreigner, plays a threatening cowbell and requires a stage box fan during business meetings. Mick Jones rejected Gramm’s first band name for Foreigner, “MEAT TRIGGER.” Gramm uses a speed bag to kill time when a woman decides to have sex with him. Plus legendary concert promoter Bill Graham deals with a “Fuck You” from Boz Scaggs, and another edition of THE NEWS!!!!
THE JOHN-TRAVOLTA EPISODE! Travolta uses his “Welcome Back, Kotter” power to record the double album “Travolta Fever” in 1978. It reached #161 on the Billboard charts. When he’s not singing, he flies Mexican construction workers to Barbados on his jet. On a movie set he also has some sex habits: “You know how John is, you’re gonna end up with John’s parts on you. But you’re gonna make $1,500 a day.” Plus “Love is Like Oxygen” by the Sweet, THE NEWS and much, much more!
THE-DISCO-MONEY EPISODE! Tony Joe White goes for the disco money on his record “Eyes.” Muscato is a sweet wine, so is lambrusco, which is nice in a carafe. Back in the days when a salad bar with chilled plates would get you laid. Billy Squier eliminated his entire male fan base with the “Rock Me Tonite” video. It was his dancing and pink tank top. It’s a quite a leap from greasy alligators to bourgeoisie bimbos. Plus THE NEWS from Greg, and much, much more….
Twitter account @thecroftonshow is where it’s at! U.S. Rep. (R-Wis.) Paul Ryan does not know what the fuck he’s talking about. He would make a better football coach. The fallout from Reagan’s America is today in America. Crazy people (many Republicans) can’t admit when they are wrong. Frank Luntz, is a political wordsmith, and the anti-Christ. Tom Fogerty’s music and the snobbery of John Fogerty. Plus THE NEWS from Greg, and much, much more!!!
Find out about Putin’s stylish invasion of Crimea with the help of Henry Kissinger and Lindsey Graham. And the heavy rhythm aspect of TITANIC, a 1970s band from Norway. Japan had HDTV in 1991, and got email in 1975. Cerrone looks for a high-end townhouse in Nashville, and has a fancy door bell. A new episode of AS NASHVILLE TURNS with Larry and Sylvia. Plus stick around for THE NEWS!